Scared Weird Little Guys - Dead Guys lyrics

There's been a lot of stories and a lot of things said about a certain guy who is supposedly dead Some things are bad and some are good But there's a guy who hangs around my neighbourhood I know it could be him by the belt that he wears and the way the rhinestones glitter on the end of his flares I phoned out for some pizza on home delivery When the guy arrived he looked familiar to me The side burns and the gla**es were a dead giveaway The bill said nine bucks fifty was what I had to pay I said why don't we make it an even ten bucks I knew it was him when he said "Thank you very much" Dead Guys, Dead Gals getting into the groove 'Cos rising from the dead is such a great career move Elvis is alive will the rumours ever cease His face appeared to me in a plate of Bacon grease Dead people are appearing on my street everyday I've seen Buddy Holly, Mama Ca** and JFK Hendrix brings the milk around, Vic Morrow mows the lawn and if you look you can see Jesus, he brings the paper round at dawn Elvis is alive and it caused a reaction When he gave away Lisa-Marie as she married Michael Jackson Dead Guys, Dead Gals getting into the groove 'Cos rising from the dead is such a great career move Elvis is alive it's easy to see 'Cos when I'm frying bananas I can hear him calling me