Scared Weird Little Guys - Royals lyrics

We love the royals Because they care about Australia We love the royals (love the royals) We're like the empire's genitalia History has shown us That they think we're a bonus During war When they need cannon fodder By the score We'll be there We love the royals (love the royals) And their noble history We love the royals (love the royals) Except for Henry the 8th and Richard the 3rd And the other one who had syphilis They're not at all outdated Though a bit to closely related That kind of thing Is illegal in Alabama and Mississippi And Tasmania We love the royals (love the royals) Though their private lives have shown We love the royals (love the royals) That we're better off on our own Republicans all say That they'll take the Queen away Then who'll be on the money? I tell you if it's John Howard You won't say, "tails or heads," You'll say, "tails or dickheads." Although they're a useless waste of money We love the royals (love the royals) They've got a gold-encrusted dunny We love the royals