Scared Weird Little Guys - Olympics lyrics

Sydney 2000's coming up And it fills us with inspiration From Hobart to Cairns Albury to Wodonga To the heart of this great brown nation It'll be bigger than footy, Bigger than netball Bigger than darts or cricket I won't be eating for the next six months 'Cause I've already paid for my ticket Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free Except for the Australians who aren't so young And the ones in jail indefinitely Australia's population is from all over the world, you know We especially welcome migrants who are really good at the discus or the hammer throw We support our athletes all the way 'Cause they're the ones we choose We don't want to know what they inject or abuse As long as Australia doesn't lose Australian' all let us rejoice With beauties rich and rare Rich like an Australian golfer who wins And rare like an Australian golfer who wins SOCOG has been criticized But they're the best that money can buy My hotel has been booked for me I'm staying in Gundagai Australians all let us rejoice The spirit of the Olympic Flame We train and we train and we train and we train But we still can't win like we do at the Commonwealth Games If you calculate how many medals we win Per capita of population Take into account our alphabetical advantage Then Australia is the Number 1 Olympic Nation