Scared Weird Little Guys - I've Been Everywhere lyrics

Well I was humping my Bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road When along came a semi with a high and canvas covered load "If you're going to Oodnadatta, mate, with me you can bloody ride." So I climbed up in the cabin and I settled down inside He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand And I said, "listen mate, I've travelled every road in this here land, "Cause, I've been everywhere, man I've been everywhere, man Crossed the deserts bare, man I've breathed the mountain air, man And trouble I've had my share, man I've been everywhere Australia: "I've been to, Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Maloolabah, Nambor, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Moolabah, Birdsville, Lamaville, Wallaville, Cunamulla, Cunamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla, Darwin, Gin-Gin, Millaquin, Muckadilla, Wallabilla, Boggabilla, Cumbarilla. Perth. Key change! Down Again! Up 2! Down a half! Down another half! Ok they're still with us! Ok good! Right, that was around Australia, where have u been around Scotland? Around Scotland? Yeah... Scotland: "I've been to, Glasgow, Glencoe, Cumbarnold, Abernathy, Nichorin, Och Dornin Och Connuck, Aberfeldy, Dundee, Paisley, Locherbie, Newton, Stewart, Loch Ness, Loch Long, Loch Linny, Loch Lochy, Newburgh, Jedburgh, Fraserburgh, Edinburgh, Inverary, Inverberry, Ochtamuchty. Perrrrth. Chorus Alright smarty pants! Where abouts now? Somewhere really hard.... Ok give us somewhere im thinknig.... yep comon... I know! Lets get a spontaneous audience suggestion! Good Idea! somewhere really difficult....( noises from audience) South East Asia!!!! South East Asia: "I've been to, Peking, Nanking, Chunking, Hiroshima, Sheng Yang, Kwai Yang, Pyong Yang, Yokohama, Hang Chow, Weng Chow, Fu Chow, The Gold Coast, Shanghai, Samurai, Lum Thai, Fukiama, Hong Kong, King Kong, Yan-Tong, Sukiyaki, Nagasaki, Hirosaki, Takasaki, I should be so lucky" How fast have you been there: Well John where have u been?? Oh I don't get out much!