Scared Weird Little Guys - Dinner Song lyrics

Wipe down the table with a wet cloth Get a new tablecloth from the draw Spread it nice and flat with no wrinkles Set the chairs so they're evenly spaced out Start with the teaspoon, so small and shiny Then set the knives with the blades turned in Two sizes of fork if you're having an entrée The largest size on the inside Are we having desert? Lay a spoon and a fork up above the plate It's so quite and still How I wish I could fill up this empty space Set up a candle in the middle Leave room for a bread-plate on the left or right Open a bottle with the fancy corkscrew Chicken or beef, red or white Turn the lights down low Put on some ELO But don't bring me down Now the table is done And it's time to have fun It's a setting for one Wipe down the table with a wet cloth Get a new tablecloth from the draw Spread it nice and flat with no wrinkles Set the chairs so they're evenly spaced out