Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet, Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve And I'll talk of ponies and rainbows and things And I'm just who you want me to be Like most creatures down here on the ground I'm composed of the elements moving around But I grow and change and I shift and I switch And it turns out I'm actually kind of a b**h But that only happens when I get provoked By some piece of sh** a**hole we all sadly know And I sit and I write while reminding you all That mean songs are still better than going postal That guy's an a**hole And that girl's a b**h Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go f** that guy, he's just an a**hole An a**hole, a**hole a**hole I see I surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fine, still can hurt And I hate to think that I ruined the day You're the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways You're a toxin wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think 'Cause it's more economic than d** or a drink That guy's an a**hole And that girl's a b**h Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go f** that guy, he's just an a**hole And I won't let him in Under my skin He's a sad sack of sh** It's pathetic Just a festering sore Who will never be more than that If I don't let him That guy's an a**hole And that girl's a b**h Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go f** that guy, he's just an a**hole That guy's an a**hole And that girl's a b**h Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go f** that guy, he's just an a**hole