Saosin - Crap Rap lyrics

Yo DJ emo Push the muthaf**in bu*ton What bu*ton you talkin about? b**h, you know the muthaf**in bu*ton you push it everyday, big ol' round blue thang. n***a you crazy. (Fart) Look n***a my eyes are watering. My a** is talking. I don't know that im doing you hurry up and push that bu*ton before I get pissed off n***a push the bu*ton. Alrite n***a I got the bu*ton. Yippee ya yo muthaf**as this is Shawny Dryhump(?) From a long hard night. Oh sh**, oh sh**, oooh sh** and here I go Heres a little story on why I like it dry when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry I was only 5 and he was really drunk mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk he said "Give it to me or else ill k** your mom" (mommy) im so glad I did it 'cause baby, it's the bomb. My virgin a**hole, oooaaah f** yeah daddy now im all grown with hair all on my sack and all I ever think about is men up in my crack jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart (stinky) I love it when my boyfriend licks it up, spread the cheeks apart. Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video. Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat (give me that meat you little b**h) oh oh eee (give me that sweet meat) Says who. Little n***a ?? Couldnt make it today. So me and shawn are feelin, we'd like to say Hey! ?? a little b**h, well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion. he might be short but the ba*tard can wrestle. he rips my clothes off and pins me in the a**hole. Ooh sh**, oh me, oh my! remember when that f*ggot squirted yogurt in your eye. Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs. My a**hole bled all over your favorite underwear. Haha he haha ho god damnit, sh** could I go for a blow! I really have a craving for some stinky man chowda put it in my stinky star, I swear ill scream louda. Will do All you men from front to back wave your hands and get down on your knees drop your pants and slap that a** an*l s**, yes please! All you men from front to back wave your hands and get down on your knees Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up And again y'all Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up Get it, get it boys slap it, spank it, grease it up All together now, Get it (for me) , slap it (for me), spank it (for me dawg) , grease it up Get it. Get it boy Hey, hey yall n***as better step back alrite , this is chris-a-licious up in this house (get it boy) this house!(You get that boy) Holla! so step the f** back 'cause yall n***as are wack (Booyah!) Im not gay but my boyfriend is. Hes a buff a** n******g with sum tasty a** jizz. I like you sweet a**, rub it on my face, and when I say sweet I meant sweet to the taste. A nasty n***a with an*l on my mind. I'll impress you with my dancing then ill sneak up from behind. Ill give you a stick, and you wont turn back. 'cause all you girls vaginas are crazy smelly wack. So Get it, slap it, spank it, and grease it up. 'cause baby I aint kidding when I say, when I say, when I say, "I wanna f**!" My rod of pleasure will probe your insides. I'll rob you of your dignity but you wont run and hide. So come inside, take a s**le of my forest, or step back hetero and make room for the chorus. Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up All together now Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up grease it up, grease that sh** up you silly b**h. You better give me that fat co*k. Aaahhh