You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared And just as easily as you made me fall You took this lovin' heart and nailed it to the wall You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy I still hear those tires squealin' As you made your run You took the hardest part of leavin' and made it look like fun And like a harlequin romance I thought we'd love on and on But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy If you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy