Sammy Chand - The Sari (W)rap lyrics

The Sari (W)rap [Rasika Mathur] I got ten yards of cloth and a lotta style Gonna put it on a girl and make her smile Now just stand still miss I'm gonna make This cloth around your waist make you look like a sheikh Uh! Shake and bake like a charmer's snake Tie it right or you might get a stomachache -- Break! Once twice three times around the lady Make a buncha pleats surround you baby, baby Fold it like a fan from elementary school And to the girl who doesn't know this I pity the fool! And now you look like a j**el cuz you wearing a sari You can wear it like a Hindu or a Gujarati You take the cloth and you put it on your shoulder Like Agent Mulder - In Boulder - Colorado! Breakdown (in Hindi): Aghe Peeche Ungli Ki Beechme Uchi Nichi Aise Kheech Ke Peeli Neeli Kabhi Bhi Dheeli Ho Gayi Gheeli (aw yeah) You feel older now Not a calf but Holy Cow Feeling funktafied Sanctified mummified And now your hips can hide It's longer on one side In red and gold cause here comes the bride And when you get in your ride It gets caught in the door cause now you're Doin... The Sari Wrap! The Sari Wrap! The Sari Wrap The S-s-s-s-s-s-Sari Wrap, y'all! PEACE