At the show and no one's moving The crowd is dead but I'll keep swinging No one's ready, no ones looking So when they least expect it Kick someone in the teeth! I know I don't have spatial awareness But I express myself regardless of the consequences Head to the pit, start some beef I'm pretty sure a kids foot grazed my knee I realize it was an accident But now his life is gonna end Kick me out of the venue And I'll find my way back in I'm that douche bag I don't care if you're bleeding You messed up, say sorry I'm that douche bag SUE ME Stage dive with my feet first Kick while I crowd surf I hope that the people holding me Know that it's my turf I think you should know that I don't have a soul Hurting all you people was my only goal Right before the best part of the song I'm gonna steal the mic and sing all of the notes wrong SING THEM WRONG! Kick me out of the venue And I'll find my way back in I'm that douche bag I don't care if you're bleeding You messed up, say sorry I'm that douche bag Hey there, I noticed that you looked at me funny You've made a huge mistake, you better start running Don't say that I'm just a troublesome bully I don't think you know the first thing about me So what if I'm bad at math And my dad doesn't seem to like me I might be a little insecure Possibly a little immature But I have to prove myself Now is my time to shine You think the fun belongs to everyone But I can't fun unless I break your spine Punch a 14-year-old girl Throw her into a merch table Did you guys see how strong I am? She'll be sleeping in the hospital I'm that douche bag k** an old lady on the bus ride home