Sam Koppelman - Good Doctor lyrics

[Intro] Can we do it again? Take that, take that [Chorus 1] You alright star No star You alright star No star You alright star No star I don 't feel proper [Verse 1] I went to the Dr. to get a prescription I told him little fact but lots of fiction About a bad back that I ain't got He tried to sell me faith healing, I think not I want Xanax, Vicodin and Oxycontin Funky fill the form out so I can drop 'em Got all these demons and I can't stop 'em To tell you the truth, Doc, I might have a problem Robert Williams, take one Adderall With water in the morning As if I'm goin' to take one tablet I'm Keith Moon, dickhead [Chorus 2] He said this one's to take you up He said this one's to take you down When I take 'em I don't feel sound And I look rather round [Chorus 1] You alright star No star You alright star No star You alright star Five star I don 't feel proper [Verse 2] You know what, Doc, it's alright and all I just heart me leg, it's not terminal But a pain k**er could help for what's wrong with me knee And I'm a little bit down from too much tea Got my own collection, can't get an erection If I take 'em too long they'll f** me complexion That's right, If I take 'em for like more than a few days in a row I get that haunted look Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills [Chorus 2] He said this one's to take you up He said this one's to take you down When I take 'em I don't feel sound And I look rather round [Chorus 1] You alright star No star You alright star No star You alright star Five star I don't feel proper [Verse 3] Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you're gonna get a hair cut If go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a f** up Now, I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss Do I have a history of drug abuse, no, I never tick that box And I know one or two of you are gonna be really really cross But the d** don't work, prescription pills are boss Glory days are gone and we've all stopped havin' it No raves no more, just bedside cabinet Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it The world carries on spinning, we're mad, innit? Take that, take that, innit? [Chorus 2] He said this one's to take you up He said this one's to take you down When I take 'em I don't feel sound And I look rather round [Chorus 1] You alright star No star You alright star No star You alright star Five star I don't feel proper [Chorus 3] You alright star No star Are you five star No star Are you alright star Five star I don't feel proper [Verse 4] Know what, doc It's not like I've been doin' any research or anything But if you can give me any of the following pills I'd be very, very greatful cause I feel poorly So that's Codeine, Morphine, Opium, Methadone Menocrabedene, Hydroanoxycodeine Anodyne, Buprenorphine, Butorphanol Adderall, Doral Work with me, antidepressants But not Saint John's Wort Cause I can get that at Boots