[Hook] If everyone's my friend My only enemy is me I won't do that again I won't do that again [Verse 1] Words for softly floating I owned and ran a buffet I packed it down to immigrate Fresh flowers, change of scenery I raise up my hand fist Better keep it away from the kids You know the wife is easy-peasy Stop looking over your shoulder [Hook] [Verse 2] I see you staring at gravy Or reading on the levvy Breaking up all of your bread Breaking into your house, seeing my doors Act like such a pansy You got a tough levelheaded outlook on life He's a wa*ker, always was So take your hands away from my bleeding dog [Hook] [Guitar Solo] [Hook]