Sam Bra** Knuckles - f** Penguins lyrics

[Intro] Dancin' on the beat [Hook] Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork Eat your brain with my hands, no fork No need for a brain, cause it don't work Don't ask why It's because you're a f**ing bird Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork Eat your brain with my hands, no fork I don't take sh** from you goddamn dorks Back up cause I'm about to go berserk on ya [Verse 1] You live in the arctic, but I'm still too cold for you I show no emotion When I make the motion with my knife to cut you open Fool You must be dopin if you think these motherf**ers cute What you been smokin'? I get 'Happy Feet' with a spiked boot Kick these motherf**ers in their black and white caboose I want a penguin for a pet just to shoot Squeeze their brain over a cup and drink penguin juice The screws in my head ain't loose They're as tight as someone's throat in a noose These penguins better get up And run like 'Duck, Duck, Goose' These f**ing birds from Hell They came straight from Satan I can't understand f**ing people when they saying "Penguins are like people, they endangered, they need saving" Man, penguins ain't people They don't even speak my language Don't f** with me man, you know that I ain't playin' I'll set a bird on fire, look the b**h is flamin' I'm the Aviator, at the zoo, I just came in I see a penguin and start slayin' Blood all over like I went crazy with a red crayon [Hook] Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork Eat your brain with my hands, no fork No need for a brain, cause it don't work Don't ask why It's because you're a f**ing bird Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork Eat your brain with my hands, no fork I don't take sh** from you goddamn dorks Back up cause I'm about to go berserk on ya [Verse 2] f**in' penguins! Got way too many movies They should make a penguin tragedy, call it Exxon Valdez Could you get Morgan Freeman to narrate, please? Goddamn man, that would be great, G's f** it Get him in a penguin suit with a pair of skis Kick him in the knees and push down a hill into a river of oil And get a disease Then sandpaper his throat and tell him he's got lines to read Say your lines f**er I ain't paying you to bleed I ain't paying you at all but I'll k** you unless you speak Tell the audience that penguins are weak cause They can't fly even though they got wings And Happy Feet s**s, cause penguins can't sing Morgan Freeman, I will set your spirit free, old man You did March of the Penguins Now you gonna march with the Angels You aroused my anger, so now you in danger You know that joke? Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw a co*k. Hahaha Now why'd the penguin cross the road? Cause he knew I was coming to slit his throat! Oh no! [Hook] Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork Eat your brain with my hands, no fork No need for a brain, cause it don't work Don't ask why It's because you're a f**ing bird Rip you penguins apart with a pitchfork Eat your brain with my hands, no fork I don't take sh** from you goddamn dorks Back up cause I'm about to go berserk on ya