Salaam Remi - Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee lyrics

[Bill Lumbergh] Mmm, Yeah [Verse 1: Canibus] Yo 6 o'clock every morning you waking up yawning To the sound of your alarm clock alarming About an hour from now You should be at the place of employment Which is annoying cause it's so boring Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them It affects your occupational performance You wonder why your workload is so enormous Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office People get depressed, they get ulcers From the stress that the corporate environment causes Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this Seems to me like you've got one of four choices: You could take a new job offer for more chips Stick it out a little longer or forfeit But my advice to anybody that wants to quit It'll feel much better if you say it like this: [Hook: Biz Markie] Take this job and shove it I ain't workin here no more Take this job and shove it I ain't workin here no more Take this job and shove it I ain't workin here no more Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it [Verse 2: Canibus] Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B Put your middle finger up slowly Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely Say I ain't workin here no more Who do you think you are? Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor Run to the door, to the payphone Make a toll-free call Tell your spouse what happened and where you are So they can come and get you in the car later on And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job If the unemployment line ain't that long You can take your time printin out W-9 forms Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough And you'll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to [Hook: Biz Markie] [Verse 3: Canibus] Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs The boss's favorites get placed in something spacious While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated You constantly waitin for a paycheck Twelve months pa**ed by and you still ain't get paid yet Here's a optimistic motto If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow Most 9 to 5's are hard Cause the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park People get hired Drink coffee to stay wired So they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired [Biz Markie] You came in late, you already ate Nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!??! [Canibus] Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it Just take this job and shove it, right between your bu*tocks [Hook: Biz Markie] x2 Canibus and the Biz It's comin from Canibus and the Biz It's comin from Canibus and the Biz From, from Canibus and the Biz