Salaam Remi - MC Hammer lyrics

Eating animal crackers Working my hippocampus Screaming f** the campus I'd rather be on my MC Hammer Hammer any rapper that rap at me Happily b**h you gone need more that your traction control to handle me Sleepin on me Time flip over your f**ing canopy Walk up to you, zip it down Whip it out Then I start to pee You p**y rappers keep throwing disses With rhymes so weak I almost though you was blowing kisses Your misses Miss this Dickin' And when I call the team for a**istance Pippen The reason why she come up in your house Limpin' And hell yea we come up on the mouth that you kissing A tooth brush won't do much for this thick nut She told me how your a** had problems getting your dick up And you finish quicker Than a hick up Get at me dude I would happily clap your crew They just PWA's Pussies With Attitude And don't ever go to jail Cause them n***as with snatch your food Might Feel sorry for your punk a** Leave you a snack or two Start to laugh Take the snack back And probably snack on you Stomp you out Until you mouth And your eyes turn black and blue Hold up You got the juice and I'm tryna get it, so get the picture You on the edge Time to knock you off of the building bishop I'm thirsty And I don't mean for the b**hes Or riches I fiend For you beings respecting my lyrics So please Move out of my f**ing way I'm not tryna get out the K And aiming at your f**ing blog Release the safety co*k and spray.... But if I have to I'll do it I'm tired of seeing you Posting spitters Lacking the fluid Word to Game My n***a this more than music Like a pony with one leg You who*es is useless So I don't pay attention to 'em I just book 'em and do 'em Tell em promote You know I just basically use em Kinda like they trying do me Can't ever wife em if they use to be a groupie Now that's a gem Next time I'm Eating animal crackers Working my hippocampus Screaming f** the campus Beware of the Maryland MC hammer Pop