Thirsty and miserable You drop to the floor You drink 'til you can't See any more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more My brother wants a ride To the liquor store You pitty him for what He wants it for Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more It 's 1:30 and we 're Getting nervous Because the store closes at two And there 's not enough To last us all, oh f**! Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more