Sacha Skarbek - You're Pitiful lyrics

[Intro] My life is brilliant... What, was I too early? I'm sorry Should I... do you wanna start over? Or keep going? Okay, now? Now? [Verse 1] My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform Really ain't impressin' me You're sufferin' from delusions of Adequacy [Chorus] You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true Never had a date That you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive, too What a bummer being you [Verse 2] Well, you just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls ya "Farty Pants" But you'll always have a job, well, I mean As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine [Chorus] You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true You're half undressed Eatin' chips off your chest While you're playin' Halo 2 No one's cla**ier than you [Bridge] La la la la La la la la La la la la... loser [Chorus] You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself You still live with your mom and you're 42 [Outro] Guess you'll never grow a clue Well, it just s**s to be you