Sexy Heroes - Rock and Roll Ninja lyrics

He was born in a dojo Down on 24th street The son of an asian man Well he was adopted But they still taught him karate And a little guitar My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja I'll kick your a** and play guitar My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja Not your typical rock star He saw a flyer For a battle of the bands He signed up right away He saw this as a contest To utilize both his sk**s So he wrote this song to sing My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja I'll kick your a** and play guitar My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja Not your typical rock star He came in last place Because he didn't know You shouldn't k** the other bands So Rick was arrested And sent to jail for life But you can always hear him sing My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja I'll kick your a** and play guitar My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja Not your typical rock star