Im in love with the girl on tv She sparkles like an angel She smiles just for me And though women try to tempt me They need to understand that I'm a taken man My heart belongs to another I tracked her down and I went to her home I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep Hooooly sh** a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth All hail Glycon the all powerful