Sexualobster - Dance of the Manwhore lyrics

Love as large as brontosaurus Pa**ion like a bleeding walrus Our love is real it's no mirage Want to lock you in my garage Climb upon my trusty steed Later you will taste my seed This heart of mine is yours to capture From now on til Velocirapture Wield my pa**ion like an axe It's warm and gooey just like wax You cannot tame such juicy lust Can you withstand my manly musk Roses are red violets are blue I must eat yoghurt of off you Know that I can never hold back That might be why I smoke the crack My father never loved me... Love is like a ripened squid It stinks with limp appendages You scratch the rash that's on my a** The itch only love can surpa** Yoghurt's a dish best served chilled Forgot to get my prescription filled Tonight I will have s** with you Then we will prepare a stew Just lie down and let me touch I promise you it won't hurt much Stalk like a lizard of the night Come closer, Fernando won't bite Tears and screams of pain and pleasure Our gifts we will share forever Drenched deep in sweaty brine Is this blood yours or mine?