Sex Pistols - Friggin' In The Riggin' lyrics

It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a who*e in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel sh** From one place to another [Chorus:] Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was f** all else to do The captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day he'd stop and play With his f**in' organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor [Chorus] The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his co*k on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a f**in' nipper He stuffed his a** with broken gla** And circumcised the skipper [Chorus] The Captain's wife was Mabel To f** she was not able So the dirty sh**s, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found 'er s**ual quarters [Repeat Chorus to Fade]