(Rakeem) Yo, this is s**capades, the s**capades [Hook] Baggin ladies, drive 'em crazy That's my everyday routine I don't bug on this, we be lovin it They be singin "Oh we love Rakeem!" And as I get them, I just hit them With the center of my love And once they're afflicted, they're addicted (why G?) Cause they're on you like a drug [Verse One] So let me speak, on a goal I seek How many freaks can I bag in the course of a week Yo get this they strip with the quickness Cause they can't resist the Ra style of slickness Once activated, right, they become captivated Sexually infatuated (by who?) By the slick majestic kid wit the braids What is this? And this is s**capades Episode one - I'm down at a store Saw a young girl that I wanted to explore I said "Peace, yo my name is Rakeem" She replied "Hi, my name is Charlene But all my friends, they call me Cha Cha" I said "Word, now you can call me Ra Ra" She said "Why, are ya rowdy?" I said "Nah-hah that's not my style see When brothers wanna shoot and have gang fights I like to lounge and get pootang all night" That was the end of the convo Next thing you know, we're back at her condo She had a grill like an actress, catch this Jacuzzi and vibrating mattress Now the Ra was on a mission To do the Humpty Hump in a vertical postion [Hook] [Verse Two] Aiyyo, yo, yo Let's get on with the episode Scene two, I'm walking down Clove road A day, a gloomy day The plants cold scrubbin for light because the sky was gray But I was lookin dope if I may say so (you may say so) Cause my gear was in there like Prego And as I walked I saw up ahead of me A girl, top choice breed like a pedigree Now now now now, I didn't wanna past yet I stayed behind so I could sweat her a**ets She had credentials, influential body potential Somethin I would love to slide into So, without a moment to waste I slid over like I was slidin to home base Yes I was successful, usin my special Wu-Tang slang, that captured her brain Next step, was s** yep Not to disrespect, but I must protect my rep (you got to) And at the crib I told her to entice me She played Michel'le and said that she was NICETY I said "Yo listen baby check it; it's one or the other Liar, lover, fronter or f**er? And guess which choice she chose The one that had her lyin in my bed with no clothes And the Ra was all on her Cause you can save that NICETY sh** for ya mama DMD dicks 'em down And skips town like Casanova Brown [Hook] [Outro] Yeah and this is s**capades, the s**capades The s** the s** the s**capades The s**capades Yo what time is it kid? Yo It's time to get laid And this is s**capades (Word) Yo what time is it kid? Yo It's time to get laid And this is s**capades The Riza Ra Cuz the keem is ah lizah lah Strikes again never hitting below the belt '91 gettin things done Word DMD type thang and I say Power Equality Allah C-ees Equality And that means P.E.A.C.E