[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Hell Remember when we was young And we used to go (ahhhhhhhhhh) *repeated* Ah, Punch Call! No no, remember when we used to say who could do this the longest (ahhhhhhhhh) *repeated* *breaks down* Ahhhh!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! All right, I'm about to put it Goin down, down [Verse 1: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] I am the U-N-I, The Q-U-E, the G to the O-D I said I go by the unforgettable name of the man called Unique G Well, my name is known all over the world To the foxy ladies and the pretty girls I go down in history As the baddest brother that ever could be You couldn't show me Didn't know me How to be a true MC My advantage on the M-I-C is the slang That I manifest so you could never hang Obviously you know my name by now I done thrown stupid parties all through your town Dirt McGirt...that's my motherf**ing name Love to flirt...that's my motherf**ing game They said "Who wanna be an MC?" I am the original G-O-D Making young ladies scream's my specialty See my style, different from yours Make young b**h wanna drop the drawers [Interlude: Icelene Jones] f** that bullsh** Unique You my motherf**ing husband I ain't got no motherf**ing time for them b**hes You better come home with me You better bring your motherf**ing a** home tonight, motherf**er I ain't got no motherf**ing time for no b**hes calling my motherf**ing house with that bullsh** You got three f**ing babies to take care of f** that sh** [Interlude: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Matter of fact, I gotta song for you all: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WHERE BLUEBIRDS FLY SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WHY OH WHY HEAR ME NOW! [Verse 2: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Style funky, you know dat's me KILLER BEE whohoho ONE MAN ARMY Down for mine when I go on tour Throw your hands in the air if you want more Style is evil is like an wicked witch With the mi-ca-phone spliggh! Funky as a b**h Which is which, makes me nasty nasty Next on the mic is the rappin NUH You want some of the Ason's gun Shoot the n***a, BLAAOW, reaches no one Then you KNOW not to touch my HOE I like livin my own f**in show