[Verse 1: Above Average] What's with these kids copin' oxycotton and moly I prolly should molly wop these Snotty obnoxious off teens But that is not me I'd rather go drink some hot tea These rotten ominous thoughts Are makin' them snort and pop p's They get depressed so they drop e Actin naughty at parties gettin' hella sloppy Its fun and games til you fall on oddy knocky Gettin' knocked out cold like opponents of Rocky So get your head out of the gutter Start lovin' life just like Paula Dean loves bu*ter [Hook: Louis Strongarm] You say the gra** is green on the other side You'll never be as lean the other guys You get home from work have another cry Say your life s**s and wonder why Because you're takin' it for granted Think you're only one on the planet If you could go then fa sho would But I bet that you never had it so good [Verse 2: Louis Strongarm] Youre living in poverty in the usa Youre on top of the world ought not to be but its true today They said we'll show you some love just sign at the bottom You shoulda told em no thanks i already got some Im not saying noones ever been f**ed by the system But the ratio of american to non american victims Approaches zero and if your no mathmatician It means you won't see most of them no matter how good your vision How many never even heard of i tunes I appreciate the relative silver color of my spoon [Verse 3: B-Smooth] My gra** is golden brown and it never goes thirsty I've lived within the blocks that had the cracks in the concrete I owned only the pair of Payless kicks on my feet We lived twelve deep with only small portions to eat So I am grateful for whatever I'm blessed with Shout out to my mom for showing me what respect is Never felt greedy my childhood lifestyle Taught me when times are tough that we can still smile If i could turn back the hands and do it all over again I wouldn't change a damn thing cause it made me who i am [Hook]