Ryan Flip-Flop - Hashtag f** josh lyrics

Awwwwwwwww Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt Unhh Unhh This is the Mambo 5 [Verse 1: Phillip Bank$] f** Josh and his beard f** Josh you lil kid hunting queer I would say I f**ed your b**h But that would imply that you ever had a b**h You look like a homeless person And you're 30 years old You live with your grandparents You're a f**ing loser and it's apparent f** you and your benz Cause you try to pretend that you're cool I'll break your f**ing windshield You getting a date is like mermaids being real b**h You're a skating manager at 30 like have some respect for yourself Go jump in a kangaroo suit and after that you should probably k** yourself I'm serious Ozzy Osborne's lame And so are your tattoos You're balding on your head Looking at you gives me the blues Cause your beards ungroomed Need to fix that sh** soon You have no knowledge sh**, Probably should've gone to college So go smoke a f**ing cigarette like 12 times a day While I'm moving on to bigger checks and better f**ing pay I'm glad I didn't f**ing stay Cause I'm tired of a**holes and their f**ing birthdays So when I see you in public what you gon say? Doesn't really f**ing matter anyway Cause I punched your f**ing teeth out already Touché [Hook: Phillip Bank$] FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH f** you b**h [Verse 2: Ryan flipflop] Go jump in a kangaroo suit you f*g You so funny think you have swag Your beard is about as cool as you so it's not cool Your friends are kids from elementary school Saying you trying to loose weight every day But I see your fat a** acting like Pearwood's a buffet How do you not a have lung cancer you smoke everyday 50 times filling up the ashtray You make everyone else do everything Do everyone a favor and move to Beijing Just kidding Beijing would be sad Drown yourself in a pool that wouldn't be bad [Verse 3: Phillip Bank$ & Ryan Flipflop] (I feel like your such a f**ing f*ggot) Yeah (Like for real I don't think anyone likes you like...) A year and a half wasted on your dumb a** and this sh**ty place (I already planned your spot to bury you) f** you shave your face f** you and your music taste f** you, f** Josh in general (I mean like I already have your burial spot so you can die cause like your such a f*ggot) Got me on my mad flow That stones throw at your window While you puff puff puffing on that cig smoke Choke (See my dick?) Is what I hope you do on your ego (f*ggot) Find respect for yourself and maybe you'll find respect for others (So gay dude) Until then it's just me and the squad riding around the town with the head out the pa**enger screaming the anthem to our disgrace [Hook: Phillip Bank$] FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKK JOSHHHHH f** you b**h