I should have never drove to town On that drizzlin' Dallas night With a half-pint of Turkey on my left hip pocket And my paycheck in my right I drove right into a honky tonk One stepped to my side Then I saw her man glaring over at me I laid my money right down on the line When I woke up I was laying in the alley It was getting right close to dawn Feeling like a turkey My truck, my honey, and all my money was gone Then I saw him drive around the corner There was nothing that I could say He thumbed a look over his left shoulder He shrugged then he drove away [ guitar ] The devil lives in Dallas He drinks from a silver chalice He drives an El Dorado being black Ooh he's got a smile that'll chill you Line a women that'll thill ya The devil lives in Dallas that's a fact Girl I know [ guitar - keys - violin ]