Russell Boring - Two Tacos & A Water Cup lyrics

[Intro Skit] Hi, welcome to Jack in the Box could I take your order? Uh yeah, I'll just have two tacos and a water cup Will that be all? Yep Your total is a $1.07 please pull around to the first window [Chorus] I have no idea What I'm doin' If I'm movin' Or losin' the life I'm choosin' Is an illusion it's amusin' But it's just as confusin' Damn I have no idea What I'm doin' If I'm movin' Or losin' the life I'm choosin' Is an illusion it's amusin' But it's just as confusin' Damn [First Verse] The roaches scurry past my feet I open the fridge but there's no snacks to eat I skate the streets just for fun until my legs are sore And after this? I'm going digging at the record store I bet it's four PM and I'm still sleepin' As the sun sets I brew my coffee for the evenin' I'm thinkin' about my dreams as I freeze my nuts off 
Completely broke, just freestyling at the bus stop Dust off the doubt, turn my head right to left for cops As I tag an encouraging message across the electric box In that same session I gave my socks-- to a bum While picking up trash for no reason the approximate sum Of all the fun I'm having? You simply couldn't parallel If you thinking I'm making all this sh** up? Then you don't know Ferrell well I'd like to buy breakfast but what I gots just not enough So I stop to get Two Tacos and a Water Cup [Chorus] I have no idea What I'm doin' If I'm movin' Or losin' the life I'm choosin' Is an illusion it's amusin' But it's just as confusin' Damn I have no idea What I'm doin' If I'm movin' Or losin' the life I'm choosin' Is an illusion it's amusin' But it's just as confusin' Damn [Final Verse] There's crusted bird sh**, all down my minivan The window doesn't roll down plus there's no AC in it and The hubcap is missing because once I hit a phone poll The tags are eight months expired So quite frankly I don't roll Unless it's night, the whole left side is scratched My friends kick drum falls out when I open the hatch I throw it back by several trash bags of dirty clothes f** that kick drum I can't count the times it's hurt my toes I don't have Woes to roll with and if I did they wouldn't want to My van is not something that women are naturally drawn to I wish that I could say that I'm kidding but homie, no I'm not The windows are frozen Because if it's cold the air ain't blowin' hot To top it off? It only plays ca**etes I play them pretty loud when I'm blazing through ATX And these rich kids just laugh… they think it's so funny But I don't care cause' I paid for this van with my own money [Chorus] I have no idea What I'm doin' If I'm movin' Or losin' the life I'm choosin' Is an illusion it's amusin' But it's just as confusin' Damn I have no idea What I'm doin' If I'm movin' Or losin' the life I'm choosin' Is an illusion it's amusin' But it's just as confusin' Damn