[Intro] Hey, Rusher, man Seriously bruv, let's think about it: Do you want some little rough thing coming up to you going, "I really really wanna s** your dick, c'mere"? Or do you want like some proper posh nice thing coming up to you going, "I really want to s** your co*k"? [Pre-Hook x2: Tomi Adeosun] Tell me what you want me to do You just tell me what you want and I'll do it [Verse 1] Now tell me why do they like geezers? And why should they please us? Cause surely, if they're posh and rich they're picky like tweezers? But still, they try and seize us, I pop 'em with ease Maybe they're dropping to their knees because i'm dropping my Ts She had me when she said "Ell, you know my legs spread well At school I weren't a prefect but they called me the head girl." Pronunciation runnier than honey, I think it's kinda funny Cause though she wants my co*k I want her daddy's money Into the toilets, skip the foreplay, grip the doorway, like BK You can have it your way, she's so polite She'll always say, "Was that okay?" She always pays for the taxi home, she's clearly a giver But unlike all the cabbies she goes south of the river (Know what I mean?) [Hook] You can say what you like about posh birds You can think what you want about rich girls But they hear my geezer voice in the club And we always ending up in the bedroom [Pre-Hook] [Verse 2] Another weekend to overspend, chat a bird up just to bury my ends Plunder their underwear, trust me bruv, you best beware You want the front cover of Vanity Fair? You ain't gonna find it in Leicester Square Where s*uts get pissed beyond compare, end up looking the worse for wear You ain't gotta act like a millionaire if you wanna get your hands on the silverware What do I mean? I hear you ask, a piece of arse with a piece of cla** Posh little rich girl, wants to be an "it" girl Prim and proper voice, but you know she s**s dick well Head off to Chelsea, the p**y there is wealthy Appetites for geezers are very very healthy Saw a little blonde thing strutting her stuff I could tell she was dirt from the way she puffed "Oi love, you wanna bit of rough?" Two hours pa**, I'm inside her muff [Hook] [Verse 3] Now I know you're probably thinking, "Example, he's a snob Because he's only letting honeys that are posh touch his knob" See, there's a very good reason these young girls are good with their gobs You see a school that is boarding is very rewarding It's in boredom, disorder, they're midnight marauding Then escape from their warden to broaden horizons They had their little eyes on a couple of guys And before they even knew it they were unzipping flies See, if you take away a childhood then the child could Strictly grow up far too quickly like a youth in the wild wood Look at her, she's sweet sixteen in a mink coat Little would you know that she's proficient at deep throat [Hook] [Outro] I mean, who, who the f** is this Example guy? He's come out of f**ing nowhere And you know, he just thinks he's some f**ing big hot stuff He's got nothing! He's got nothing! I know I've got a brand new Audi A3, I mean my dad's got [?] and I'll take it if you want But, you know what I mean, it really upsets me, because... I mean, he's just f**ing taking all the women now