One bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch and one beer I said hey mister bartender, come here I want another drink and I want it now My girl, she gone, she been gone two night I ain't seen the girl since night before last Wanna get drunk, get her off my mind One bourbon, one scotch, one beer And then I sit there, drinkin, gettin' stoned, yeah yeah After a while, I looked down the bar, at the bartender I said Hey! "Whadda ya want?" One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well that girl, she gone, gone two night I haven't seen the girl since night before last I wanna get drunk, get her off of my mind One bourbon, one scotch, one beer And I sat there, gettin stoned, mellow Feelin so good, so good I looked down the bar, at the bartender I said hey hey! "Whadda ya want?" One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well that girl, she gone, she gone two night I haven't seen the girl since night before last I wanna get drunk, get her off of my mind One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Then I sit there, drinkin After a while, I lose my head I looked on the wall, at the clock on the wall By that time, it was quarter to two Last call for alcohol I looked down the bar, at the bartender I said "Hey, whadda ya want?" One bourbon, one scotch and one beer Songwriter: Rudy Toombs