Rucka Rucka Ali - ILost My Jobs lyrics

I heard Steve Jobs got some AIDS and died, and he Left behind billions of Dave Matthews fans I heard Good ol' Steve Joined the flowers, gra** and trees Well thats according to them gay hippies! He was actually fed to Bill Gates to eat! And I broke Down and cried and I Prayed to God, "Jesus Will you get us by Til they drop the iPhone dil*o 5?" And the turtleneck that your wore with such pride Made me think you prolly sleep with guys And I heard that you're an adopted Arab Go tell Uncle Osama I said hi... No one's life touched more Hipster white Jews... Drinking Starbucks Listening To U2 I know your somewhere Out there Wearing some sandals Made from hemp Some Apple users are gay But most of them are bi... Some Apple users are gay But most of them blow guys When I go the Apple store I ask for somethin' I can use for e-mail and p**n And some f*ggot talks me into gettin' something more And my farm got nowhere I could plug in the cord! And I end up leaving there with two iPads And a 2 year Genius blow job plan And a T-shirt that says 'Obama Fan' And a coupon for transgender pants And I'll be taking me a sh** on my own front porch And I get a call on my iPod And they say "This is Mr. Macintosh And you agreed to s** my balls I'm coming over now to touch your co*k!" No one touched more bi- -s**ual white Jews Blocks of f*ggots waiting for IPad 2 When I turn on my PC ITunes keeps reminding me That there's a new version of Their service now for free If Stevie was here We'd have us some beer And talk bout the times that we had And Bill would come too He looks like a Jew My grandpa is also my dad No one's life meant more To hipster white j**s Driving hybrids Knitting belts And shoes Groom your mustache, you f*gs Come around me and I'll beat your a** Some Apple users eat sushi with soy milk and those are the facts No one touched more bi- -s**ual white Jews Drinking lattes Sending cash To Darfur And if Steve Jobs is in Hell He probably gotta use the computers he sells Some Apple users like blowing each other While using a Mac Some Apple users are gay But none of them are black Now what you wanna do right now In honor of Steve Jobs' life Please let's all buy this song on iTunes It's the way Steve would have wanted it You're my boy, Blue!