Rucka Rucka Ali - If I Was Mongolian lyrics

Stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall! Stupid Mongolians, breaking my balls! Eating my wonton, chicken egg roll Go tell Mongolian, I say, "Hello!" Hello? Hello, how are you? I dry clean clothes, since year 'Oh-Two Year of co*k, Year of Poo It was nice year, in Hong Kong too-ha! I am Chinese, build a city wall Mongo, hey f** you! If I was Mongolian, I would break down the wall I be stupid Mongol, my eyes are always closed And I could read your fortune, cookie says it all Stupid dumb Mongolians, you never win the war, you never win the war Chicken fry rice stir, chicken fry dog I could fry tiger, I could fry frog I could wear diaper, poop on the floor Mongolese sniper, shoot at my store Ow! Ow! Why you shoot me? I was star, in a Bruce Lee movie My Chinese food, come with roofy Go to bed girl, show me your b**by! I'll have soup please, in big sh**ty wok Egg roll, with mushroom With a little onion, sweet and sour pork Or you could put some broccoli, 'cause I don't give a f** And I don't need a chopstick, 'cause I could use a fork But if I was Mongolian, I rather eat a dog, I like to eat a dog I builded a fence, around the Chineses To protect them from some dumb Mongolians The wall was knock down, by Mongolesians I just want some beef chicken fry rice If I was Mongolian, I break down all the wall My people die of hunger, could we please have egg roll And I don't see my parents, they left me by the road If you see my Uncle, say him my hello, say him my hello Oh, hello, remember me? I build this big wall Around the City of China! Oh no! You don't, don't break my wall! Damnit! You stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall! You go back to Somalia No extra soy sauce for you! Chicken fried rice…