Rucka Rucka Ali - Charlie Wins Over Japan lyrics

Oh hello! It's me, DJ Not Nice. You know, there's been a little tragedy in Japan, man Come help us out now... There's a tsunami If you don't believe me then go see on the news Now we're all drowning Oh no Where did i put my little Pokémon tube? And we're all staving Give us money We need to buy a little hot sour soup We need wasabi Eggroll A little rice and noodle with tofu Listen b**h-a** ninja I have a judo dil*o And I have a yellow belt in tae-kung-fu I know you think you're big But you're f**ing with Godzilla So tell tsunami we're not afraid of you Tell tsunami "f**-a You!" (Do the wave, everybody! Do the wave! Everybody do the wave!) Tell tsunami "f**-a You!" (Put your hands up! Put your hands up in the air! Take off your underwear!) Tell tsunam--- OH HELLO CHARLIE! (Winning, duh, winning, duh) Adonis DNA and tiger blood in you (Winning, duh) You have no job so Come on over Come help us clean off all this water and poo Tell The Situation Forget the f**ing Haitians Stop the f**ing flood with all your grease and goo Come over for vacation Enjoy the radiation Don't worry, Japan doesn't have any Jew Tell tsunami "f**-a you!" (Woo! Yeah! f** you, tsunami! f**-a you! f** you!) Tell tsunami "f**-a you!" (Ooh, radiation, very nice. Hey, is it hot in here? Umm does this feel like a lump to you?) Tell tsunami "f**-a you!" Tonight, I die alone Tsunami take my home You have ten dollar? Let me have it! Send it over from your phone! Chinee soldiers are taking over! "We've come to help you" s** my bo*er! I no trust you! "Why not? f** you!" f** me? f** you! "I'm gonna cut you!" I cut you like chinee chicken! "f** you b**h, get in the kitchen!" I'm in the kitchen! "Oh, then cook me up some fish and wash the dishes!" Oh hello Elmer Qaddafi! Don't just eat your toffee Libya needs the water more than we do! Tell tsunami "f**-a you!" (I'm a ninja turtle! I'm a-I'm a ninja turtle! Turtle power turtle power super magic turtle power) Tell tsunami "f**-a you!" (Gimme money we need money everybody give us money I am ninja ninja turtle f** you cowabunga dude) Tell tsunami "f**-a you!" (What the Japanese need right now is some tiger blood and 7 gram rocks! Duh, winning! I would be fine out there in Japan, I'm super f**ing human! They're losing, I'm....WINNING, duh! How about if I come out there, cover all you Japanese in my tiger s**m Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning. Winning, duh, Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning. Duh! Forget Japan, Japan is gone, nobody cares, it's Emilio Estevez! Duh, winning. Did I ask my father what to do about Japan? No. duh! I'm a grown man! Hello? Duh, winning. Winning. Duh! I don't need to hear what my father says. Duh, winning! I'm 45 years old, duh...)