Rucka Rucka Ali - Canada lyrics

Hello This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods Ha ha Canada Is only there till they do something we don't like I'd like to see them start a fight some day We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh Across the bridge Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees They try to talk but all they know is French Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes In Canada The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time And no one knows just who their leaders are All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags Canada Is only there till they do something we don't like I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight Yo it's cold The royal police riding horses fighting crime They funny hats and pants demand respect Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive I hate the queen They ruined basketball with a Toronto team They all statistically have smaller b**bs Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982 Canada Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice They ruined bacon and they harvest ice They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice Canada Is only there till they do something we don't like I'd like to see them start a fight some day They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike h*mos Seems like we should be telling them what to do The metric system isn't very cool Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose Michael J. Fox Your shaky a** ain't made a movie that I liked Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay But Bryan Adams should have But Bryan Adams should have But Bryan should have stayed in Canada The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time And no one knows just who their leaders are All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags Canada Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice They ruined bacon and they harvest ice They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice Canada Is only there till they do something we don't like They're only there till they do something we don't like They're only there till they do something we don't like