Rucka Rucka Ali - Ima Korean lyrics

One day you'll say "Why is everyone dead? Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?" Now we are all slaves Monkeys run this place It's Planet Of The Apes.... Ching ching ching ching ching ching ching I smack a ho Ching ching ching ching ching ching ching I smack a ho I'm a Korean... Oh hello again! It's me, DJ Not Nice! Thank you for listen to this album, b**h! If I ever find you I will say hello, and you will give me one bl**job! Rucka Rucka Ali! I'm a Korean And I like my Chinee food cooked right Cuz they're not giving me the good rice And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian I don't like how my beef pork looks like And the last time I eat your food I Got the rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peein' And you might not believe I could fight I'm a white belt, but I have two stripes I don't like all you little blue-eyed dumb white Europeans I would just like to drink my Bud Light Maybe bomb a couple things in Hawaii And blow up the countries I don't like cuz I'm a Korean I'm not that nice I build a bomb Then pick a country And blow it up I work for NASA We look at stars You know Apollo? That movie is good! I talk like Ching Chang Chong Why do you drop on me so napalm? I've been trained to k** with my Tae Kwon Do And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store (B-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bonzai!) I like to play Magic cards You heard of China? I was in charge Of Chinatown...in Vietnam I'm still around.... You can come through to play When I play poker I just throw all my chips in Herro, I'm yerrow, just like Homer Simpson I smoke coke, it's fun! You think I'm joking, mon? I made a lot of money from Pokémon! I'm a Korean I think Michael Jackson's a good guy I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys Cuz in my country, we can touch young boys on their penis And my wife is 13 and cooks my Macaroni and cheese so good, I Got her out on the street for a good, good price Ten years ago I'm not gonna lie I like it rough Hillary Clinton, let's get it on I have a missle It's very small It's in my pants I can't get it up!! I bomb New York Better luck (Next time!) You heard of London? Not anymore! I bomb Iran! Oops! That's Japan! (Not again!) I made a goof... Now I gotta start again... I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari If I bomb your crib, yep, sorry! I'm a ninja warrior! I went to Harvard! I bomb Pearl Harbor! I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful! 나는 작은 음경이야! Everyone! To the Floor We all gonna die! Put your head between your legs and Say koniichiwa! d**h to all! f** the world! Cuz I like 2Pac! Now the world must stop! Cuz of my small co*k! One day you'll say "Why is everyone dead? Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?" Now we are all slaves Monkeys run this place It's Planet Of The Apes.... I'm a Korean And I'm not gonna beef with Suge Knight Because I think that if he heard my My 2Pac parody, he'd find me and tell me I'm stealing Hurry up, take a picture of me dangling from the balcony! ...and I'd like my Chinee food cooked right I don't like Japanese or the Thai I just want to see the whole world die cuz I'm a Korean.....