Rucka Rucka Ali - Trump lyrics

[Intro: Rucka as Ben Carson] And so I ask you American people To vote my a** president Please [Rucka as Interviewer] Thank you Dr. Carson Mr. Trump, your turn to make a final statement (heh heh heh) [Verse 1: Rucka as Trump] I was born in my own hospital (a great hospital, the best you could imagine) Delivered by the doctor that I bought (and he thanked me He said, "Donald thank you, this is terrific") I bought at least a couple wifes (3 highest paid women in America) But the 3rd one doesn't speak English just right (and she's great, I see her on holidays, terrific) Now this country needs a good strong leader I'm real busy but I may just have the time If I let you elect the Trumpster You're welcome [Hook] I'm a great leader and I can't read We're being rapen by the Chinese I'll make these China dogs my b**hes I'm the filthy richest We need a hero that'll come help I'll sell America to myself I'll build yous highways and some bridges I'm the filthy richest [Verse 2] I want to make this country great (right now we're NOT great) But the Mexicans keep coming here to rape (and by the way, at least rape in English) I'll build a wall no one could climb (no one will climb this wall) And the spics could rape on their own f**ing side (Mexico is the new China) Now I'm seeing people talk about Trumpster Saying things that quite frankly aren't nice When I'm in charge of our nuclear program You're all bombed (and fired) [Hook] I'm a great leader and I can't read We're being rapen by the Chinese I'll make these China dogs my b**hes I'm the filthy richest We need a hero that'll come help I'll sell America to myself I'll build yous highways and some bridges I'm the filthy richest [Bridge] We're losing, it's a catastrophe I'll negotiate a better deal I'll do a good job We need a leader prez that'll get us out of our debt Help the people get Lower wig prices We need a leader prez that'll get us rid of ISIS Rip 'em all to shreds f**ing towel heads We need a leader prez that'll get us driving hybrids Give us all some bread With a side of Pez And tell the Mexicans, and all the illegal migrants You gotta get a license [Hook] I'm a great leader and I can't read We're being rapen by the Chinese (rapen by the Chinese) I'll make these China dogs my b**hes I'm the filthy richest (I'm the filthy richest) We need a hero that'll come help I'll sell America to myself (America to me) I'll build yous highways and some bridges I'm the filthy richest [Outro] And I just can't help all yous b**hes I'm the filthy richest It's gonna be terrific Cause I'm the filthy richest