Rucka Rucka Ali - Shvartza lyrics

[Verse 1] Hear a knock on the door, it's the cops again (We know you're in there) Said hold on could I finish my Chicken (almost done with this bucket) They said we got a report that you did some sh** (SHHHHHEEEEEEEEIIIITT) I said "please officer, let me explain" (I'm a splain you) You see I'm a Black man In Arabic they call me Abed It's Mooley in Italian But if you ask the Jews how to say It They'll say [Hook 1] I am a Shvartza Playin Magic Cardsa Throwin me some Dartsa Tryin to have Fuuuuun I am a Shvartza Stealin shoppin Cartsa Wish upon a Startza Swingin round my gun [Bridge 1] (Nice try pal) (You're coming with us) Break into yo House "('m tellin you the truf man) (Tell it to the judge) Lemme take yo Couch (thanks mane) [Verse 2] Police took me to Jail where I stayed all day (I remember this place) (Woogie boogie) Took me Weed, and my Gun, and my Gucci shades (Where my Shades man) (I can't see) Went to Court and the judge said What do you say (How do you Plead young man?) I said your Honor lemme talk if I may (May I proach this Court) I'm a n***a you see Maw la cha in Cantonese Vaole zwetzak in Flemish Fuzzy in British And the way to say it in Yiddish Is [Hook 2] I am a Shvartza Drawin me some Heartsa Doin Crafts and Artsa Never met my sooooon I am a Shvartza Lettin out some Fartsa Oops that was a Shartsa Fried Kool-Aid for Luuuuunch [Bridge 2] (I sentence you to d**h Row) (the record label?) Break into yo House (But I'm only 35 man) (I ain't even finish High School) Can I stay on yo Couch? (Any last words?) [Verse 3] I'm a Shvartza Ridin golf carts In the Park In the Dark And i'm eatin Pop Tarts -tza When Fire stats You know I ain't far -tza Burn down the City Cause I finish what I start -tza Your Dog barks at me When I walk by I'm like Why But i'm Smart Steal your Car For it's Parts -tza End up behind Bars Watching Bill Maher And I keep gettin my a** beat By the Jail Guards [Hook 3] Shvartza Shoppin at Walmart -tza I don't work too Hard -tza Hanging in the Suuuuun I am Ben Carson Driving in my Car-son Drinking at the Bar-son Presidential Ruuuuun (I will be running for Office of America) Break in the White House (It's the Job I need) (under conditions of my Parole) C'mon man this my House (And I also sellin magazine subscriptions) Break into yo House [Outro] (And so I ask you American people to vote my a** President) (please)