Rucka Rucka Ali - Jared the Footlong Lover lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey there little kids My name's Jared I'm a friend Can I eat a sandwich with You How bout' a footlong Wheat or white What kinda bread? Help me squeeze the mayo out this Tube Got my mind on your body And your body's only 9 Have a taste of my Teriyaki sauce You wanna try? [Bridge] Don't tell your mother Kiss the cucumber It's time for supper I'm the footlong lover [Chorus] 5 5 dollar foot 5 dollar footdong [Verse 2] Put me down You scream and start to cry Don't be scared, just have a little bite I'm Jared, I'm the subway guy Let's do a line I'm the footlong lover Guess how many kids I could fit in these pants Have you had the meatballs? They're good Yes I like my subs like I like my women I like them 6 and 12 Yeah Got my mind on your body And your body's only 9 Add some chips and a drink for just $1.99 [Bridge] Go get your brother I got a bo*er Would you like that toasted? I'm the footlong lover [Chorus] [Verse 3] Take a bath with me and close the blinds Here's some ranch, you got it in your eye I tuck my shirt in all the time Now you know why I'm the footlong lover [Chorus] [Verse 4] Shhh I gotta bo*er Uhh... I'll have the kids meal with extra kids Got my mind on your body And your body's only 9 C'mon guys Even Michael Jackson got three second chances Have a taste of my Minisub, it grows into a Grinder How about if I go through your Craigslist history? Wanna know what my favourite sub is? Turkey Ham Eat this double meaty yummy sub Tell your parents that you played outside Chicken's still in the microwave Each f**in' time I'm the footlong lover Turkey ham I'm the footlong lover I like kids, is that a f**in' crime? No, please don't f**in' start to cry Or you will die I'm the footlong lover [Chorus] I'm the footlong lover