Rucka Rucka Ali - I Love Michelle lyrics

I don't do a whole lot I like to sit back and smoke pot Do I like being President? No It counts as having a job Now I can't get welfare How the hell did I get myself here? Just a couple more years until my unemployment check clears. Yeah I love Michelle I came from the ghetto Guess I'm acting white I love Michelle But I can bomb anyone I want at anytime I love Michelle Ya know I'm kinda fed up I miss my life of crime I love Michelle But I guess I don't mind I get high with Biden Ya know what's crazy I never thought I would meet my kids, let alone raise them Congress must get my child support checks I'm not the one that pays them I could steal a car, drive as fast as I want, take up 2 parking spaces when I park And I still wouldn't go behind bars I'm the president I could poop on the oval desk Set a new precedent And put the turd I laid for sale on Ebay And get the new Beats by Dre I love Michelle I came from the ghetto I guess I'm acting white I love Michelle But I could bomb anyone I want at any time I love Michelle Ya know I'm kinda fed up I miss my life of crime I love Michelle But I guess I don't mind I get high with Biden I got a drone in the sky and a gun in the street and a blunt in my mouth and I'm at KFC I don't give a f** about the whole Middle East I just want Hot Sauce with whatever I eat Yeah These crazy a** Ayrabs ragin in them sandy nations Please don't test my patience or else prepare for invasion I want Middle East peace We could all shake hands and plant some trees Or I could bomb everyone with a smile & we could close that file I love Michelle I came from the ghetto I guess I'm acting white I love Michelle But I could bomb anyone I want at any time I love Michelle Ya know I'm kinda fed up I miss my life of crime I love Michelle But I guess I don't mind I get high with Biden Smoke some good trees Bomb some countries I'm brown and a Swede I was born in Zimbabwe Fi Fa Fo Fum Eat my Scrotum I got a gun Give me your Funyuns I love Michelle I came from the ghetto I guess I'm acting white I love Michelle But I could bomb anyone I want at any time I love Michelle Ya know I'm kinda fed up I miss my life of crime I love Michelle But I guess I don't mind I get high with Biden I went to war last night I was in a fight with Michelle and she was like Boy you a weak a** wimpy Vegan Lucky if you bomb anyone on weekends Who me? Yeah you weak The only missile you aim is when you take a leak But I bombed Afghanistan last week Yeah you and every other m**m Sheik You know what, you just too nice We'd be safer with president Ray Rice Michelle, I'm getting upset What you gonna do? Condemn me at the UN? You never get rough, you're not able But the option is always on the table Nyuka, impress a girl f** it Goodbye World