Rucka Rucka Ali - I Have A Little Cock lyrics

I've got the smallest co*k that anyone has ever had My co*k is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand When I f** women with it, they never know when I begin When I f** women with it, they always ask "is it in?" I have a little co*k, a co*k, a co*k I have a little co*k, have a little co*k, little co*k It's just a real small micro wee, little co*k, a co*k, a co*k My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right girth To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth) My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right length To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length) It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves) It's how u make the water rock It's not the size that counts (which is great cause) I have a really little co*k I drive a really big car to compensate for other things I have an angry big dog, he's really loud and really mean I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV ("U f**in a**hole Peirs Morgan!") I don't want no black neighbors, they raise the co*k size average on the street (and the crime rate) I have a little co*k, a co*k, a co*k I have a little co*k, have a little co*k, little co*k It's just a real small micro wee, little co*k, a co*k, a co*k My itty bitty little co*k makes me entitled To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled) I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church Hey Jesus f**in thanks a lot (when I am at church) When b**hes see my co*k it doesn't end well They always tryin not to laugh When b**hes see my co*k they always say well That really does explain a lot I have a little co*k They say size matters (it does not) What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you I'm embarrased when I'm standing in the bathroom by the pisser With no divider in between em and I'm standing next to a black dude co*k, a co*k, a co*k, I have a little co*k, have a little co*k, little co*k It's just a real small micro wee, little co*k, a co*k, a co*k My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right girth To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth) My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right length To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length) It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves) It's how you make the water rock It's not the size that counts (which is great cause) I have a really little co*k I have a small wee wee