Rucka Rucka Ali - Because I'm White lyrics

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa, La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa I was gonna steal a car but I'm white I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna break in your house but I'm white I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, Because I'm white [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (sh**!) I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wa**up s**a?) I was gonna k** them and take they d** but I'm white (yeah wa**up?) Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was drink some Sprite but I'm white A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why n***a?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!) They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!) And if a black guy my a** up I know why (why man?) yea heyy, Because I'm white [3X] (La da da da da da da da da) Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt? That organic sh**, it's good sh** man I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man Give 'em some kale chips You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim Oh man, I just got that new Prius man You see that sh**? Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wa**at?) That's a doctor for your a**hole I been payin' into my 401k Payin' my taxes and sh** f**in' IRS got me on audit You catch them CMAs? I got this new washin' machine too High efficiency n***a!