Rucka Rucka Ali - 1 Up lyrics

Here comes a motherf**in' goomba Here to steal your hoe When you find that b**h, She'll be pregnant fo show Sliding through crack pipes Jumping over shells Just another motherf**in' day in hell I'm a dago, So pin a can of vago Munchin magic mushrooms makes my day go Better when a letter from the princess says, Help Me! And then a n***a's gone bust some heads I jump on em' SPLAT! And I crush them b**hes My grumpy a** brother, Luigi, wishes He could be like me, He'll never be like me Cause I'm a P-I-M-P I got 1 Up on you, So b**h f** your crew I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two I got the rape cape flying to escape real smooth and all my haters can taste this goo I got 1 up, Wa**up Yeah, I got it made I got 99 lives and a b**h to save And all you b**h maid s**ers wanna f** with me I jump on you and stomp your face Mario Lopez, cut my gra** Little android man with scissors on his dome Never trust an android, cause I got a iPhone Turtle with the wings, thinking we could play some games Got a couple skinny turtles tossin' round a boomerang The plant with the teeth, living on a vine With no mind, and no conscious He eats what he could find And them ghosty a** n***as seem to be deaf and blind Till you turn your back on em' they creep up from behind Nevermind the baby goombas, I k**ed before they lived Spilled their blood cold blooded I could never be forgived by the turtle that I murdered The one I took this cape from What is it inside of me I'm trying to escape from? Running to the right, I'm always running to the right This endless cycle of excitement that I like to call a life And when I die I try again, pretending this time will be different I'm addicted, it's something I can never fight. [Chorus] I got 1 Up on you, So b**h f** your crew I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two I got the rape cape flying to escape real smooth and all my haters can taste this goo I got 1 up, Wa**up Yeah, I got it made I got 99 lives and a b**h to save And all you b**h maid s**ers wanna f** with me I jump on you and stomp your face I got 1 up on you punk a**, broke a**, dirty dog Good for nothing motherf**er, s** a dick hoe So, come on some real game and get on my level I'm in a secret world, But I'm from the ghetto Who took my b**h now, I'm joke, a trick, ow I run this sh** now, you ain't, you ain't sh**. [Chorus] I got 1 Up on you, So b**h f** your crew I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two I got the rape cape flying to escape real smooth and all my haters can taste this goo I got 1 up, Wa**up Yeah, I got it made I got 99 lives and a b**h to save And all you b**h maid s**ers wanna f** with me I jump on you and stomp your face You know what I'm saying, it's like every time we deal with the same bullsh** b**h says she got kidnapped, now I gotta go k** a thousand f**in' turtles Them n***as endangered man, b**h says she loves animals How you gon deal with this sh** hoe? Next time I gotta come find you, I best be gettin up in that a**, hoe