Rucka Rucka Ali - Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa lyrics

Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and n***as were drinkin' Santa Claus walked in They said, "b**h, what you thinkin'?" One of them had a gun, the other one had a knife, but Santa Cluas was not going down without a fight He pulled some presents from out of his bag He kicked them in the nuts, and called them all f*gs But they didn't like that, they thought it was gay, for Santa's bo*er grew five times that day! They ran all his sh**, from his cash, to his rocks Santa pleaded with them, "This black on black crime must stop!" And just in that moment, in walked Little Suzie Little Suzie walked in with a sub-machine Uzi Everyone hit the deck, 'cause those bullets was sprayin' but Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'! And on that little night, Little Suzie got famous, she shot Santa in his co*k, and it still hurt his an*s Santa pulled out his miss'le TOW, and started to blast no man left that night, without a cap in his a**! And they heard Santa shout, as he skipped up the chimmney "Merry Christmas, b**h n***as! Ya'll shoulda got f**ed wit me!"