Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Chinee (Imma Be Parody) lyrics

(I'm a Korean) Oh, hello, it's me, DJ Not Nice! In China we Cannot be Dykes or Taiwanese Somebody gave to me HIV Wanna see? I might be Japanese I don't know my family I'm Chinee Get this price tag off of me In China we Have TV finally I can see show called Simpson family Why they yellow? That make fun of Chinee! Sing the song, Rucka Rucka Ali! Imma drop atom bombs on you white devils China take over America in twenty-twelve. (HA!) China is, very big, whatcha gonna do We got two billion Chinamen and not one Jew (uh-uh!) China make you k**, all your female kids Cause we have too many chicks And China has not enough tampon! China be so very sad... Because we don't have any friends! In China we crap in our beds! Because we can't buy a mattress We missed 2005 and six. (I was high!) I was high on c**aine China has very small wang (very small) OK! China drink on Kool-Aid! Economy of dirty underage s** slaves We get murdered, if we don't like China president That's a restaurant in Detroit, they shoot everyone! In China, we probably gonna bomb Germany Come on please, somebody, how come we cannot be Rich, we ain't got sh**, and we live in a dirty ditch, with some animals Pa** the f**in' bu*ter please! I've got soy sauce Now I need some dog meat I can eat what I want Don't make fun of me! I could meet Rucka Ruck I heard he lives in the street Why can't we go to America!? I'll get me a bus pa**, and we could roll We'll open up a wonton drycleaning store I could also coach wheelchair basketball How come we Chinee are like five feet tall? I could sell cereal While stealing stereos Bury your terrier He's an AIDS carrier We could make a show with Morgan Freeman We call it "Everybody Gets Shot By Raymond!" Somebody messed up the song, now it just got racist Black people been through enough (40 cases!) Why can't we all just send all white people to Africa 'cause China people are taking over America Let's go! I'm the boss! I can tell you where to go! Get the bros on the bus And send 'em down the road (Peace!) We can go Vegan, but we gotta eat dog We'll beat him up, cause adrenaline tastes good I could read stuff like books 'Cause I made something of my life I tried to get by on looks But it looks I'm closing my eyes All you punk-a**, b**h a** ninjas s** my dick, cause you ain't sh** 'cause I come here from Indo-China China has sideways vagina! China be the best at baseball! (YUP!) Filipinos have little bu*t holes! I'm China Number One guy, (Because) I have one dollar fifty-five (n***a) I must listen to em-per-or, because he has bad tem-per-er I'm not some kind of gambler Australia has kangaroo! I'm Chinee Why can't we All just be Friends with me? I give you the good rice In China, we eat Chinee food (I like that) I'm Chinee Why not me Play Ghandi in movie I could break up a hood fight I tell Crips and Bloods to be cool I'm Chinee I know which, ninja k**ed, Kennedy I'm one of the good guys I teach the secret service ninja moves I'm Chinee I'm not even in Ninja Kid 3 They hired some girl that time I mean Karate Kid Three No, Four! I'm Chinee It's gay How my videos get deleted But the Ruckas Nuckas load them videos up, and tell everybody at school I'm Chinee So call me To MC Your party Weddings, or Bar Mitzvahs I even do funerals Lets go! Everybody! Touch somebody! Don't be scared of them pressing charges! Put some Saki in your coffee Tell your mother to get off me Ninja Turtle was good movie I remember when I saw it And the second one was better And the third one was whatever And I like the Power Rangers Billy, Jason, and the black guy They had to save the world From the lady who looked like Kim Jong Il Where were the Power Rangers on the day of 9/11? I thought they could have stopped it I guess they were busy fighting putties I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee I'm Chinee Now buy me on iTunes, b**h!