Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm A Korean lyrics

(rucka-rucka ali. a-a-a-a-a-ali) ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone i'm a korean oh hello remember me? (i'm a korean) my name is DJ Not Nice (i'm a korean) you might remember me from my last record-ching chang chong (i'm a korean) you made me very rich now i roll in american money I'm a korean and i like my chinese food cooked right, cause they're not giving me the good rice and the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian i don't like how my beef pork looks like and the last time i eat your food i got the rice chicken beef tofu now i poop while i'm peeing (tee-hee) and you might not believe i could fight i'm a white belt but i have two stripes i don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white europeans (tee-hee) i would like to just drink my bud light maybe bomb a couple things in hawaii and blow up the countries i don't like cause i'm a korean i'm not that nice (uh-uh) i build a bomb (yeah) then pick a country (you) and blow it up (boom) i work for NASA (cool) we look a stars (wow you know Apollo that movie is...good i talk like ching chang chong why do you drop on me so much napalm i've been trained to k** with my tai kwon do and my whole continent is a dry cleaning store (b-b-b-bonzai) i like to play magic cards you heard of china i was in charge of chinatown, in vietnam i'm still around, you can come through to play when i play poker i just throw all my chips in hello, i'm yellow, just like homer simpson i smoke coke it's fun you think i'm joking man i made a lot of money from pokemon i'm a korean (tee-hee) i think Micheal Jackson's a good guy I don't mind if he sleeps with youngs guys cause in my country we can touch young guys on their penis (tee-hee) and my wife is thirteen and cooks my maccaroni and cheese so good i got her out on the streets for a good good price (ten years ago) i'm not gonna lie (uh-uh) i like it rough (uh-huh) hillary cliton, let's get it on i have a missile (uh-huh) it's very small (so small) it's in my pants (hehe) i can't get it up (aww) i bomb new york (oops) better luck (next time) you heard of london (uh huh) not anymore (aww) i bomb iran (yeah) oops that's japan (not again) i made a goof now i gotta start again i roll the world up in a ball like katamari if i bomb your crib yep sorry i'm a ninja warrior i went harvard i bombed pearl harbor i want the whole world to know that i'm powerful (i have a small penis) everyone to the floor we are gonna die-e-e-e put your head between your legs and say konichiwa-a-a-a d**h to all, f** the world, cause i like to tupac-c-c-c-c now the world must stop-p-p-p-p cause of my small co*k-k-k-k-k one day you'll say why is everybody dead why didn't we just do what Kim Jong ll said now we all are slaves monkeys rule the place it's planet of the apes (oh okay) i'm a korean (tee-hee) and i'm not gonna beef with suge knight because i think that if he heard my my tupac parody he'd find me and tell me I'm stealing (hurry up and take a picture of me dangling from the balcony) and i like my chinese food cooked right i don't like japanese or the thai i would like to see the world die 'cause i'm a korean