Rucka Rucka Ali - I Love Michelle-I Parody lyrics

(Verse 1) I don't do a whole lot I like to sit back and smoke pot Do I like being president No It counts as having a job Now I can't get welfare How the hell did I get myself here Just a couple more years Until my unemployment check clears Yeah! (Chorus) (And I love Michelle) I came from the ghetto I guess I'm acting white (I love Michelle) But I could bomb anyone I want At any time (I love Michelle) You know I'm kinda fed up I miss my life of crime (I love Mi-chelle) But I guess I don't mind I get high with Biden (Verse 2) You know what's crazy I never thought I would meet my kids Let alone raise them Congress must get my child support checks I'm not the one that pays them I could steal a car Drive it as fast as I want Take up two parking spaces when I park And I still won't go behind bars I'm the president I could poop on the oval desk And set a new precedent And put the turd that I layed for sale on ebay And get the new Beats by Dre (Chorus) (Verse 3) I got a drone in the sky And a gun in the street And a blunt in my mouth And I'm at KFC And I dont give a f** about the whole Middle East I just want hot sauce with whatever I eat Yeah These crazy a** Arabs Raging in them sandy nations Please don't test my patience Or else prepare for invasion I want Middle East peace We can all shake hands And plant some trees Or I can bomb everyone with a smile And we can close that file (Chorus) (Bridge) Smoke some good trees Bomb some countries I'm brown and a Swede I was born in Zimbabwe Fi Fa Fo Fum Eat my scrotum I got a gun Give me your funyuns (Chorus) (Skit) Barack:I went to war last night I was in a fight with Michelle and she was like Michelle:Boy, you a weak a** wimpy vegan Lucky if you bomb any countries on weekends Barack:Who me Yeah you weak Only missle you aim is when you take a leak Barack:But I bombed Afghanistan last week Michelle:Yeah, you and every m**m Sheik You know what You're just too nice We'd be safer with President Ray Rice Barack:Michelle, I'm getting upset Michelle:What you gonna do Condemn me at the UN You never get rough You're not able Barack:But the option is always on the table Michelle:Nyuka, impress a girl Barack:f** it Goodbye world I LOVE MICHELLE (Verse 4) I must have died And gone to hell Cuz everyone here's white I'd like to call my lawyer Of just order chicken wings And Sprite