Rucka Rucka Ali - All About That Rice (All About That Ba** Parody) lyrics

[Chorus] Because you know I'm all about that rice About that rice No Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice Not Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice Oh herro I'm all about that rice About that rice [Verse 1] I ain't no Japanese I don't know Kung Fu But I could bake a bacon It's what I chose to do I got that Goo Goo Sauce Give you a taste Of my soy sauce all over your face(laughs) Don't go to PF Chang f** all that IHOP I give you Goo Goo Beef With side of soda pop If you are really hungry Come eat it up Chicken cum with fortune cookie And a Wonton Lollipop [Bridge 1] Now my grandma She told me put curry on all the rice Drop Drop Egg Drop Drop She says curry is better With Goo Goo mixed up inside Curry Curry C-C Curry Curry You know I won't be no b**h n***a Selling you free egg roll Drop Drop Egg Drop Drop So if that's what you're into Then go to next restaurant [Chorus 2] Because you know I'm all about that rice About that rice No Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice Not Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice Vote Pedro I'm all about that rice About that rice [Verse 2] I'm bringing curry back Go ahead and tell them chinky ninjas that No I just play I know You think you're black But I here to tell you Every meal come with Coupon for half off At dry cleaning store [Bridge] Yeah my grandma she told me Put curry on all the dogs Drop Drop Egg Drop Drop She says boys like a little more curry With shih tzu paws Curry Curry C-C-Curry Curry You know I won't be no b**h n***a Serving you free egg roll Drop Drop Egg Drop Drop So if that's what you're into then Go leave the restaurant [Chorus] Because you know I'm all about that rice About that rice No Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice Not Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice You want jello I'm all about that rice About that rice Because you know I'm all about that rice About that rice No Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice Not Eggroll I'm all about that rice About that rice You are negro I'm all about that rice About that rice You want eggroll No dice [Chorus] I'm all about that rice About that rice It's good rice I'm all about that rice About that rice For good price I'm all about that rice But we charge for ice I'm all about that rice You know the love of Christ [Outro] Welcome to America May I take your order Do you want the Goo Goo Chicken Special No extra charge for goo I have a hole in my pocket I feel co*ky all day We have fresh goo made daily Free rice