Listen Dear, you caught me, In a compromising pose. I thought you'd be gone for longer When a needy thought arose. I promise to be more careful, With the lock upon the door. I will certainly listen closely, For footsteps on the floor. It's not all me, I might add, For you could keep offence at bay, By knocking when my door is closed, Coz I'm reading 50 Shades of Grey!