Sam's the true hero of lord of the rings While Frodo just stood there and did nothing Sam caught the food and cooked the fish Frodo held the ring and continued to b**h Sam's the true hero of lord of the rings While Frodo just stood there and did nothing Sam caught the food and cooked the fish Frodo held the ring and continued to b**h One Ring to rule them all One ring to find them One ring to bring them all And in the darkness bind them One Ring to rule them all One ring to find them One ring to bring them all And in the darkness bind them Sam fought giant spiders and orcs and sh** Frodo was stuck on smeagle's dick Sam carried Frodo up Mt. Doom Frodo could throw the ring in, he was just a poon Sam fought giant spiders and orcs and sh** Frodo was stuck on smeagle's dick Sam carried Frodo up Mt. Doom Frodo could throw the ring in, he was just a poon One Ring to rule them all One ring to find them One ring to bring them all And in the darkness bind them One Ring to rule them all One ring to find them One ring to bring them all And in the darkness bind them You Shall Not Pa**!