Rubberbandits - Horse Outside lyrics

I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me And when the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru So what the f** would make you think I'd wanna go with you (Chorus) I said f** your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside f** your Subaru, I have a horse outside And f** your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside She said I don't believe ya I said it's f**in true I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992 I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face I don't pay no tax, f** NCT You'll arrive in style if you ride with me And the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys I look the f**ers up and down and give them one of these (Chorus) Giddy up now baby, bless my soul I rode the f**er round a field back since he was a foal He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke And the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away And just before I close the door I look at her and say Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse Ya! (Chorus)