Rubberbandits - Bag Of Glue lyrics

I stopped into the shop while I was making my home I bought credit for my phone And a honeycomb Toblerone And this big fat chick behind the counter Looks me up and down She's foaming at the mouth Man she's checking me out She says "Excuse me man, but would you like, to go out for a meal tonight" So I says yaa, chalk it down She took me out for dinner in the Horse and Hound We had a BLT, a cuppa tea, she scootched her stool pure close to me She runs her big fat fingers up my skinny little thighs Says "let's go back to mine" Now, is she an ugly bird? Or a big fat ride Ah man I can't decide So I sniffed some glue, to clear my head Then rode her rotten on her mothers bed A bag for me, a bag for you Let's get wrecked on bags of glue! Cause there's no way I'm riding you Unless I'm wrecked on bags of glue! She has a big fat a**, but she has no cla** And I could do better, but I think I'll pa** Cause I can't resist, when she insists To stuff her mouth with chicken every time we kiss This love we have, there's no respect But she's a big fat f**er, what does she expect? I'm hypnotized, by her puffy eyes And her sixteen chins and her ma**ive thighs I take her out, and she stuffs her mouth With expensive food that'll give her gout She's the ketchup, I'm the chicken wings My queen, and I'm the burger king But man you see I just can't seem to ride her when I'm sober So I sniff a dirty bag of glue and then I bend that fat bird over A bag for me, a bag for you Let's get wrecked on bags of glue! Cause there's no way I'm riding you Unless I'm wrecked on bags of glue! She's got these manky saggy granny tits The kind you'd find on Annie Fitz A dirty s*ut with a big fat bu*t Eating too many chips from the chicken hut But if you think that you might like a fat bird of your own I got a three step plan, but follow it man When you get that fat bird home Step one get a bag and fill it with glue Step two sniff till your face turns blue Step three relax, enjoy the ride, and let the UHU do what it do to your mind But just make sure you throw away the bag when you are done Cause if you have my luck then you'll wake up stuck To your girlfriends big fat bum A bag for me, a bag for you Let's get wrecked on bags of glue! Cause there's no way I'm riding you Unless I'm wrecked on bags of glue! Said a bag for me, a bag for you Let's get wrecked on bags of glue!